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Patsy33 | 18:06 Wed 25th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I went into a public toilet for a poop the other day. I'd just sat down when I heard a voice from the next cubicle say, "Hi, how are you?"
I was a little embarrassed but I replied, "I'm fine thanks."

Then the voice asked, "So what are you up to?"

I replied, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here."

Then the voice asked, "Can I come over?"

Annoyed, I said, "Actually, I'm a little busy right now."

The voice then said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot next door who keeps answering all my questions."
  
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will we ever get to the bottom of this?
14:50 Thu 26th Oct 2017
pmsl...tho a bog standard joke ;-)
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Talk about Game of Thrones! Haha.....
That made me laugh. Thanks, Patsy!
cant beat toilet humour lol
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Glad that made you laughed Tilly. :-)
Honestly, I was flushed with embarrassment!
LOL patsy your on a (toilet) roll tonight
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^^^^^^^
Lol!
Did hear that Mr Spock found the Captain's log in his toilet?....

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and his toilet paper was full of klingons lol
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Aaaaagghhhh! LOL!!
giggling away here lol
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I thought this joke would go down the pan.....
and I thought that you would have brushed her off....
dont forget to pull the chain lol
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Anyone know a good plumber??
Joseph Bazalgette
why? is hubbys stopcock playing up
i'm still getting my head around Joseph Bazalgette ?
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He cleaned up the sewers of London in 1800 s
and he was known as Basil Brush, boom, boom........
ahhh that explains it i missed him i was having my dinner at 1800 lol

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