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maggiebee | 19:54 Thu 26th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out – that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.
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Avatar Image Patsy33
I bet that needled you!..
19:56 Thu 26th Oct 2017
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
Is this going to be one of those long threads?
19:57 Thu 26th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Tilly2
Was it cross stitch?
20:13 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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..or needlepoint?
20:13 Thu 26th Oct 2017
Avatar Image melv16
I'll just clear my throat.... Ahem
20:16 Thu 26th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
Has he got a patch?
20:22 Thu 26th Oct 2017
Avatar Image BAKERS DOZEN
Darn! I was going to say that.
20:25 Thu 26th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
Is the relationship mended??
20:28 Thu 26th Oct 2017
Avatar Image marval
He has learnt his lesson, or sew it seams.
20:29 Thu 26th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Voltage
That joke had me in stitches
04:42 Fri 27th Oct 2017
Avatar Image waterboatman
Did he get the point?
04:55 Fri 27th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Shaglene
By the end of the day, we will have it sewn up................
13:53 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Did he cotton on to why you were angry?....
13:59 Fri 27th Oct 2017

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