There Is

[marval]

There is a gang going through our town.

Systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.

The police believe they're still at large.

[vulcan42]

perhaps a medium could help to find them.

[Buenchico]

It's good that they've found something that they can XL at.

[jno]

as long as they don't do it to XS

[Arksided]

Could be a fit up job.

[Voltage]

Small fry if you ask me!

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Chipchopper]

A police spokesman said : "judging by the length of the skid marks, they had a getaway car"