Becoming A Priest!

[Voltage]

Paddy wants to become a priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who tells him,
 
"First, you must answer three questions about the Bible." 
 

 
Question one, "Who was born in a stable?" "Red Rum," replies Paddy.
 

 
Question two, "Do you know anything about Damascus?" "It kills 99% of all
known germs'" says Paddy. 
 

 
Question three, "What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?" "Not
sure about that," says Paddy, "Did Popeye kick the *** out of them?"

[albaqwerty]

chortle !!

[Patsy33]

Chuckle chuckle chuckle!!!........

[Voltage]

He altar get the job I reckon

[-SharonA-]

Love it!!!!!

[Patsy33]

He's over qualified...

[marval]

When he was asked who Noah's wife was, he replied Joan Of Arc.

[albaqwerty]

oh, Marval, I knew there was a reason I liked you!!

That is just wonderful!! :-DDDD

[marval]

Thank you Alba. xx