2 Seats At The Theatre

[Voltage]

As I'm big and tall I treated myself to two seats at the theatre to have more room!

When i got there i handed the usher two tickets.

The usher asked, "Where's the other party?"

I said "Well, you see one seat's a bit small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me."

"That's fine with me, sir," the usher replied, scratching his head.

"There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers 47 and 65

Oops!

[Patsy33]

That's stretching it volty!

[marval]

I hope you have long legs.

[Voltage]

I do lol

[Shaglene]

The splits come to mind......................