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Voltage | 19:47 Thu 02nd Nov 2017 | Jokes
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My mate somehow got a vacuum cleaner hose stuck up his rear end!. When I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, they told me he was picking up nicely.
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Avatar Image Patsy33
Ohhh, ..That sucks!...
19:49 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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i think he was dyson with death
19:50 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
Lol!
20:57 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
Avatar Image Old_Geezer
Ah, I thought this joke would be about Marmite too.
20:58 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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Was he after an air ram?
21:03 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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He's alright but he'll have to wear a bag for the rest of his life.
21:03 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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sounds like he's making a miele of it.
21:04 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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people can form attachments with the strangest things
21:05 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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Was his name Henry?
21:05 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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Tellus more.
21:09 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
Bet that took some guts!....
21:15 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
Avatar Image Shaglene
Drastic way to have a clear out...............
14:02 Fri 03rd Nov 2017

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