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Voltage | 18:33 Sat 11th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
The postman.
The postman who?
Look, do you want this parcel or not?
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Too surreal for me. Went completely over my head.
18:34 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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perhaps i delivered it wrong jack...sorry
18:37 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.
18:48 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Winston
Winston who?
Oh so they've forgotten me already
18:53 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2015/09/40-ridiculous-knock-knock-jokes-thatll-get-you-a-laugh-on-demand/
18:53 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show...
19:03 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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Haha... It's all in the delivery Sparky! :-)
19:18 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and janet evening...
19:26 Sat 11th Nov 2017

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