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Chipchopper | 19:52 Sun 12th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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I was walking the dog this morning, down a country lane, when a breakdown truck pulled up on the opposite side of the road.
The driver wound down his window to ask for directions. He explained he was looking for the site of an accident where a lorry had shed its load of gardening tools.

I said "yeah, keep going straight on for half a mile, then turn left after the pub, carry on for another half mile until you come to a fork in the road, then you're there".
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Haha... Good one!
Just a fork............I thought that there would be mower...........
hoe hoe
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There was a full range of tools a little further on. An Earth Kit, I think.
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D'oh, I MEANT EARTHA ^
I heard there was a jack- knife with lorry....
i reckon someone put a spanner in the works
Screw that driver!
PATSY!!! ...lol
That's what people say when they're angry....
I don't know what you were thinking?...
hmmmm butter wouldn't melt eh!!
I'm innocent I tell thee!
What was the joke again?? Lol!
i know you too well it seems lol ;-)
screw ˈhim, ˈyou, ˈthat, etc. (taboo, slang) an offensive way of showing that you are annoyed .....
are we in the crossword section lol ...apologies chipchopper going off elsewhere lol
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No worries!
Shoulda gone to Scewfix ;-)
Oh don't you start! :-)
pmsl lol patsy goes to "toolstation"
I'd like to buy a pair of pliers and adjust some nuts!....

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