Four Worms...............
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . .. Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . Dead!
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . Dead!.
Fourth worm in good clean soil . .Alive!
The Minister asked the congregation, "So, my friends? What did you learn from this demonstration?"
The old fellow, sitting in the back, quickly raised his hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"