I Stepped

[Patsy33]

I stepped on snail once as a child. It was my very first crush.

[Voltage]

its ok he was shy...he came out of his shell lol

[Patsy33]

He was so moved, he was in bits....

[Voltage]

I opened my front door once saw a snail on my doorstep I picked it up and threw it across the street....4 months later there was a knock on my door I opened it there was the snail who said "what the hell did you do that for"!!

[Patsy33]

Lol.. I like that..

[Arksided]

Two snails are sat on the back of a tortoise... one turns to the other and says 'Hey up... here we go'.

My favourite kids joke.

[marval]

There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a racing car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realised!

He bought himself a car, souped it up, and then painted a large red "S" on it. When he was at his first race, a friend of his asked him why he had painted the big red "S" on the car?

Simple, the snail replied when people see my car go zooming down the, track I want them all to exclaim: Oh look!! See the S car go!

[Patsy33]

Very good Marval! I love that....

[marval]

Thank you Patsy.

[Voltage]

lol i dont get arksided's one

[Patsy33]

Can you explain please Arky? :-)

[emmie]

voltage

tortoise are slooooowww

[marval]

I am glad it is not just me who is puzzled.

[Voltage]

emmie so are snailzzzzzzz

[marval]

What happens when two snails get into a fight?
They slug it out.

[Voltage]

How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!

[Chipchopper]

Did you know,if a snail was to crawl up your leg, it would be three hours and 37 seconds before you go aghhhhhhhhhh"

[marval]

Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot?
Because it's not fast food.

[sirlearie]

what did the slug say to the snail ?
big issue ?

[vulcan42]

I used to have a racing snail but he wasn't very fast. I removed his shell but it only made him more sluggish.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Lol!