A Mexican firefighter, while on duty received an urgent phone call from the maternity unit of his local hospital.
The midwife informed him he was the father of a beautiful, bouncing baby boy and we've named him Jose, as requested, please hurry on over, your wife is asking for you.
The firefighter arrived at the hospital and was then informed it was actually twin boys, so what do you want to the 2nd boy? "erm............how about Hose B ?"