Late Xmas Presents For The Wife!

Voltage | 09:30 Sat 23rd Dec 2017 | Jokes

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I've bought my wife a new bag and a new belt for her Christmas.

She'll be made up!

The hoovers as good as new now.

I've Just...

I Was

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Tilly2

She'll be swept away with them!

emmie

very good

Voltage

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i took a chance buying them..i reckon im dyson with death!

Patsy33

I suppose you'll want her to 'pick you up' from hospital!....

Voltage

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i wont ask her im not sucking up to her!

Tilly2

I believe that some people get admitted to hospital with various bits of vacuum cleaners in strange places. Be careful, Volty.

Voltage

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lol at least i can keep the place tidy when i walk about x

Patsy33

I expect your wife would've liked an extension......

Voltage

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she said to me last night "blimey thats big" i said "stop pulling my leg" lol x

Jahulaye

“lol at least i can keep the place tidy when i walk about x”

LOOL!Thats the most funniest reply to a joke I’ve heard this year! Lol at original joke too.

Patsy33

It's the little things in life that make us laugh... :-)

Voltage

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lol thx jahulaye all good fun

Voltage

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patsy my wifes always laughing...grrr

Patsy33

Haha.. that tickled me....

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