Callers!

[Chipchopper]

A man came round and knocked on my door and asked for a small donation in aid of the local swimming pool.

So I gave him a glass of water.

[Voltage]

Funny I had a jhovis witness knock earlier asking for a donation I gave him a slice of brown bread!

[Bazile]

Was it from the Peckham springs ?

[Jackdaw33]

Man came round collecting for Dr. Barnado's so I gave him the kids.

[Chipchopper]

A man came round collecting for the Battersea dogs home.

I said "I didn't know he'd been away!

[zebo]

A man phoned the Sally Army and asked Do you save fallen women? Indeed we do. Save one for me on Saturday night then.

[Patsy33]

Lol @ JD!!...

[percy1946]

Callers last week said they were collecting for the old folks home, so I gave them my Granny and Grandad

[marval]

A man came round asking for my vacuum cleaner, he was a jehoovers witness