Two Wishes

[marval]

An older woman runs into her friend at the supermarket.

“You’re not going to believe this,” she said.

“I found an old lamp the other day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out. He explained that genies don’t give three wishes anymore, but he did offer me a choice between one of two wishes."

"He said he could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest lover ever.”

“Tough choice,” said her friend. “Which one did you choose?”

“That’s the thing. I can’t remember.”