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The Dance.............

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Shaglene | 16:10 Mon 26th Feb 2018 | Jokes
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A Sailor with a wooden eye went to a dance. At the dance there also a woman with a peg leg. With both of them being disabled no one wanted to dance with them.
Knowing that only the peg-legged woman had low enough standards to dance with him.
The wood-eyed sailor asked her, "Would you like to dance?"
Overwhelmed the woman exclaimed, "Would I! Would I!"
The sailor replied, "PEG LEG!!!!PEG LEG!!!
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Avatar Image Garaman
She's be hopping mad.
16:16 Mon 26th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Patsy33
Lol!
16:25 Mon 26th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Chipchopper
Had me stumped for a while! ;-)
17:41 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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lol
17:43 Mon 26th Feb 2018
Avatar Image hereIam
Hee hee ...
17:44 Mon 26th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Voltage
im thinking about the splinters later lol
17:44 Mon 26th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Ken4155
That's been cleaned up some since i last heard it :-/
17:45 Mon 26th Feb 2018

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