Break In

[Chipchopper]

A drunken man walks into a police station and demands to see the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'l get your chance when the case go's to court" the desk Sargent says.
"No no!" said the drunk.
"I just want to know how he managed to get past my wife without waking her!"

[Patsy33]

Lol!