Snow People

[Chipchopper]

I heard one snowman say to another "can you smell carrots?"

The other replied "I duno, I got enough trouble with these lumps of coal in my bloody eyes"

[Voltage]

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.

[Chipchopper]

I-cycled past one earlier.

[Shaglene]

This joke will eventually melt away.....

[Voltage]

What do you call an igloo with no toilet?
Ig!

[DTCwordfan]

the difference between snowmen and snowwomen - obvious that it is, snowballs - and no, not snowcocks......