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Two Cows In A Field!

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Voltage | 21:00 Sat 17th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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Two cows standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," replies Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!"
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Lol! Good one..
One cow says to another. "Are you worried about that mad cow disease?"
The other says "Nahh I'm a helicopter".
Daisy adds "I missed the hoof cuddles though"
pull the udder one
Old bull and young bull standing on a hill overlooking a field of cows.

Young bull: Let's run down and shag a few of those cows.

Old bull: No, let's just walk down and shag the lot.
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Rober Duval to Sean Penn in colours
On a cold night two bulls are standing in a field.

One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey."

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