Police Dogs

[Hopkirk]

Our local force has lost some of their dogs.

They don't know where they've gone, but they've got some leads.

[Tilly2]

I hope they collar the person/s that took them.

[Voltage]

sounds like they've all gone walkies!

[marval]

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.

[Chipchopper]

I hope this story has a fury tale ending

[Tilly2]

...full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing...

[EDDIE51]

Someone stole the Police toilets as well, they are investigating but have nothing to go on.
Then there is the mystery of the hole in the nudist camp wall, the police are looking into it.

[vulcan42]

We will now paws for thought.

[DTCwordfan]

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"