Egg Head

[Chipchopper]

A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
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Barman; "why have you got a fried egg on your head ?"
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Man: because, if it was a boiled egg, it would have rolled off."

[Tilly2]

Scrambled would have been better. Less grease. :-)

[Chipchopper]

He was about to try poached but was chased off by the game keeper!

[Tilly2]

Was he a quizzer?

[Chipchopper]

Yes, they can be beaten!

[Tilly2]

I can't think of any more yolks. :-(

[Chipchopper]

....I heard it through the grape Vine ;-)

[Tilly2]

One of Tim's was it?

[Voltage]

that cracked me up!

[maggiebee]

How much did you shell out for that one?

[Patsy33]

I'll toast to that!

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Lol! I'll have an eggstra toast to that!

[Voltage]

Lol! I'll have an eggstra toast to that!
thats if its not disappeared again

[Patsy33]

I think we better lay this one to rest....

[Tilly2]

Stop egging Chip on!

[Voltage]

om-lettes move on!

[Tilly2]

Oh, I could just eat egg and chips!