Hyena

[Patsy33]

I've been living with a hyena. It hasn't been easy I can tell you.. but there's been a lot of laughs along the way...

[aelmpvw]

sounds like it's been a howling success

[Patsy33]

The tails I could tell you!

[Voltage]

do you call your hyena giggles?

[melv16]

I once asked for a hyena Oxo cube at my local shop. I was made to feel a laughing stock at the checkout.

[Hopkirk]

Pack it in.

[Quoi]

I tried not to laugh but..

[Voltage]

What do you call it when a hyena farts?
Laughing gas

[Shaglene]

This joke is like the rest of your jokes.......plenty of laughs

[Patsy33]

He s a funny animal I can tell you!

[marval]

The Hyena was talking to the Baboon, complaining about the King of the jungle.

He is always bossing us around, will you join me and we can kill him, I will be the new king and you can be the 2nd in command, OK says the Baboon.

Later today when he comes on his rounds, I will ambush him, says the Hyena, you join in if I need you, OK says the Baboon.

So the Lion comes through the bushes and the Hyena jumps on his back, there is a terrible fight, and the Lion walks away without even a scratch, but the Hyena is lying in a heap half dead.

He calls the Baboon over, Why did you not jump in and help me, the Baboon replies. You were laughing so much, I thought you were winning.

[1ozzy]

I've been living with a horse, I find it very depressing.

He's a typical naysayer.

[Patsy33]

Ozzy, as long as you're stable....

[Prudie]

I used to live with a donkey but it was a long time ago, days of eeyore in fact.

[Patsy33]

I used to live with an owl. It was a hoot!...

[Voltage]

I live with a cow it's udderly ridiculous

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^^

[Patsy33]

Lol!
Trust you!...

[1ozzy]

I was quite happy living with frogs, until they croaked it.

[Patsy33]

I'm living with a grasshopper, well, it's just not cricket.....

[Voltage]

I'm living with a bat it's turn my life upside down!