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Patsy33 | 13:16 Fri 27th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I've been living with a hyena. It hasn't been easy I can tell you.. but there's been a lot of laughs along the way...
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The Hyena was talking to the Baboon, complaining about the King of the jungle. He is always bossing us around, will you join me and we can kill him, I will be the new king and you can be the 2nd in command, OK says the Baboon. Later today when he comes on his rounds, I will ambush him, says the Hyena, you join in if I need you, OK says the Baboon. So the Lion comes through...
15:30 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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I'm living with a pig. He's such a bore!
I'm living with a monkey she's a swinger
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I live with a goat. He keeps butting in!
Your kidding!
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Try living with a Mule..
Such an Ass!
It gets worse, my sheep baa-aad me from the house!
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^^^^^^
The shear cheek of it Ozzy! They're always bleating on about something....
i'd lamb-ast him ozzy trying to pull the wool over your eyes tch!!
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I had to get rid of my snake. It kept throwing hissy fits! He's hissstory now...
gave my duck up..always sticking its beak in..drove me quackers!
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My pigeon is getting me in a flap.. Coo! You want to see all the little messages he's dropping around!

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