Comparisons

[Chipchopper]

I was enjoying a cup of coffee in a garden centre cafeteria, when I overheard two senior women chatting at the next table.
First woman "My Bert reminds me of a lawn mower."

Second woman "Oh yeah, why's that ?".

First woman "He's difficult to get started, emits foul smells and don't work half the time!"

[zebo]

Clearly he doesn't cut the mustard either.

[Patsy33]

Perhaps he's going through a rough patch?...

[Shaglene]

He sounds like me............

[Patsy33]

Poor Bert. He must feel forlawn....

[Flonska]

May be it is time he was put out to grass?

[marval]

She needs to get his motor going.