Knock On My Door!

[Voltage]

The police knocked on my door this evening.

"Where were you around 8:05 last night sir?" asked the officer.

"Funny you should ask," I replied. "I took the wife upstairs at 8 pm to make love."

"That's true," my wife shouted out, "but gawd knows where he was at five past."

[aelmpvw]

probably won't stand up in court

[Hopkirk]

Looks like you're going to go courting again.

[marval]

lol