Family & Relationships1 min ago
Sunburnt!
Just got back from the doctors suffering with sunburn...the doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him "pasteurized?" he said..
"No, just up to your neck." He replied.
"No, just up to your neck." He replied.
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A guy falls asleep on a sundrenched beach, and wakes up with painful sunburn. He is rushed into hospital, where the doctor prescribes continuous feeding plus saline plus electrolytes plus sedatives plus Viagra every 4 hours. The nurse asks, "What good will the Viagra do?" The doctor replies, "It will keep the sheets off his sunburn for a few hours."