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Voltage | 14:52 Sun 08th Jul 2018 | Jokes
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Just got back from the doctors suffering with sunburn...the doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him "pasteurized?" he said..

"No, just up to your neck." He replied.
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Should have used tan-go....
15:07 Sun 08th Jul 2018
I don't wish to know that! Kindly leave the stage!
Should have used tan-go....
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Lol you're ok bookbinder..no one will let me on stage :-(
Haa!! That made me laugh out loud.
A guy falls asleep on a sundrenched beach, and wakes up with painful sunburn. He is rushed into hospital, where the doctor prescribes continuous feeding plus saline plus electrolytes plus sedatives plus Viagra every 4 hours. The nurse asks, "What good will the Viagra do?" The doctor replies, "It will keep the sheets off his sunburn for a few hours."
^^^continuous intravenous feeding.
Ditto to 16:33!
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Lol bookbinder

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