Feeling Down In The Dumps!!

[Voltage]

Feeling down in the dumps, overweight, Unfit, thinking you're getting old, got aches and pains, stiff back?

Well just park in a disabled bay at Tesco and everyone will be sure to tell you there's fek all wrong with you..and move your car!

[Patsy33]

Its a miracle! Lol..

[Voltage]

Lol jordyboy

[DTCwordfan]

I thought that the whole of Tesco's carpark was for disabled folk, all their clientele being of the mental genre.

[Voltage]

Lol ...I don't use tesco ...or should I?

[Patsy33]

I bet you use Lidl don't you DTC?...

[DTCwordfan]

Waitrose, patsy.... I used to leave Tesco to my mater and she classifies as one of their inmates.

[marval]

I feel old and overweight, and like my body has got totally out of shape.

So I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.

[Shaglene]

Person with no arms receives a present for their birthday. Don't know what it is 'cos it hasn't been opened yet...............

[Kate-Kross]

You're right