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My Wife Left Me!

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Voltage | 16:24 Tue 17th Jul 2018 | Jokes
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My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension...

She said she just couldn't take it any longer.
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I'm not surprised! She wasn't going to take that lying down....
16:29 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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Or standing up!!
16:31 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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That must have been an awful position for her!...
16:36 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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I bent over backwards for her!
16:43 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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Lol! That must've been a scary sight! No wonder she left you....
16:47 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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lol .I bet she had tears in her eyes when she left
17:02 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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Women grrr ..lol x
17:08 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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Strapadicktome.............
17:11 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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Don't be hard on yourself...
17:11 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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I expect you pushed her to it
17:12 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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She would've been much happier with a kitchen extension!..
17:16 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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Lol ## im jake the page. ..with the extra leg##
17:18 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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Is that why they call you Tripod??
17:20 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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They do lol x
17:21 Tue 17th Jul 2018
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