Just Been To The Library!

[Voltage]

I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you..."

[mallyh]

even on my exercise bike I have a rear view mirror x

[mallyh]

I was walking past a building site when the man hammering on the roof called me a paranoid weirdo in morse code

[Voltage]

lol

[Zacs-Master]

Oh no they’re not!

[Voltage]

I also asked "do you have any books on suicide"
The librarian said" no none available they never bring em back"

[vulcan42]

My local librarian has a sense of humour, she always puts books on mountaineering on the top shelf.

[Voltage]

A  woman walks into a library and asks “Do you have Great Expectations?”. The librarian says “I hope to be the manager by the end of he year”.

[mallyh]

lol x

[mallyh]

true story I went into a book shop and asked if they had any talking books the young lad showed me to a shelf and pointed to Tolkien books lol

[Voltage]

Lol x

[Patsy33]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on ‘Finding Bigfoot’. The librarian directs him to the large print section.

[webbo3]

I went in to the library and asked if they had a book on Pavlovs dog and schrodingers cat, the librarian said it rang a bell but couldn't be sure if it was here or not.

[mallyh]

I got the pavlovs dog bit and googled the cat but couldn't make head nor tail of it lol

[marval]

I walked into a library and asked for a book on the Australian wilderness.
The librarian "I'll get it for you, its Outback."