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marval | 14:22 Sun 29th Jul 2018 | Jokes
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I was out having a nice Italian meal last night with my long term girlfriend.

All of a sudden, I got out of my chair,and slowly got down on one knee.

“Oh my god” my girlfriend shrieked.

“Let me just get my phone out so I can video this and show my mum and sister and remember the moment for the rest of my life” she gushed.

“Sure thing” I replied.

“But I am sure they have seen people tie their shoelaces before.”
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lol did she tell you to get knotted!
I don't think they will tie the knot!...
she gave him the boot lol

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