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marval | 16:42 Sun 05th Aug 2018 | Jokes
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At the Council meeting last night, the Highways Department tried to get them to fit Average Speed Cameras all along the main road.

The Council Leader stood up and said.

“We will not fit average speed cameras in this borough. We will have the best.”
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sounds like he/she pulled a fast one.
Bit slow on the uptake is he?
Lol..
The best are absent.
did someone clock him?
Council and Best - an oxymoron, it must be......
Sound a typical Councillor
This reminds me of the old tale, many years ago, about the AGM of the local working men's club. The largest item of expenditure on the balance sheet was under the heading 'Refreshments', which was the cost of buying in all the drink for sale. One member, not understanding this, said, "Mr Chairman, isn't £17000 a bit much for cheese and pickles on a Sunday lunchtime?"
A flash of brilliance, it must be true!

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