Specsavers.....

[BANANASPLITS]

A Polish man goes to Specsavers for an eye test. The optician shows him a board with the letters CZWIXNOSTACZ on it and says, "Can you read that?" "Read it," says the Pole, "that's my brother in-laws name"

[DTCwordfan]

I had a Polish member of staff called Tobiasowicz, known affectionally as 'Tub of Schitt'......

[Patsy33]

Lol...
I know some polish. One is a Mr. Sheen...

[BANANASPLITS]

I had you down as a pole dancer patsy

[BANANASPLITS]

DTC you have a way with words lol

[tonyav]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/75/f0/74/75f074b0e656e1b95c0ac18671106b85.jpg

[BANANASPLITS]

Very fishy

[DTCwordfan]

true story, we drove through Truro and my mother saw this A-board' sign saying 'Polish Shop' - she says to me, "I didn't know that we have a new shop specialising in cleaning shoes and furniture."

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol

[retrocop]

I knew a fine colleague of Polish parentage. He was a Traffic officer and a lunatic on a motorcycle.
His name was Jan Piechoki. He was affectionally known as Pie and Chips. I read his Obit aboutnthree weeks ago in a NARPO magazine. I was gutted.