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Patsy33 | 12:05 Tue 30th Oct 2018 | Jokes
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A friend of mine lost his job at a fish supplies company. He opened a whole can of worms.

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Was he caught with his fish fingers in the till ?
17:35 Tue 30th Oct 2018
Blimey all your friends don't half some bad luck!
Half have !!!
Serves him right. He took the bait and got caught.
Was he angling for a pay rise from the plaice? Bet he's singing another tuna now.
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BS, Yes, don't they?!...Lol!...
Whale oil beef hooked........
Has he been left floundering?
That stinks!
Hope he doesn't have to go to the prawnbrokers......
He's only got six quid left.
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Apparently, not a nice place to work for. They're a lot maggots!...
Well it all sounds fishy to me
He won't be able to wriggle out of that one. I think they set him up..
Takes a sprat to catch a mackerel.
Load of old codswallop, if you ask me.
Now he is unemployed keep him away from loan sharks. :-(
Advise him to go to a Industrial tribunal and insist they give him a herring
he can always become a male hooker, I guess.
A whole can of worms, obviously has no Sole.
That's terrible, Arky, you do talk gibberfish at times. In fact, on a scale of 1 to 10, it's quite crappie.
Patsy, tell your friend, eel have to look for a new job. He doesn't want to lophius about too long.
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A lot of people would krill for a job like that. Still, I'm sure he will find somefin else...

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