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tonyav | 20:39 Tue 06th Nov 2018 | Jokes
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Tomorrow Tesco are putting 1p on the price of whiskey to make it £20 a bottle.
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's £19.99
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Avatar Image Patsy33
Lol...That's the spirit Tone!...
20:41 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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Cheers Patsy.
20:43 Tue 06th Nov 2018
Avatar Image BANANASPLITS
Don't forget your raspberry beret ;-)
20:43 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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Indulge me please. I am seriously not into modern popular music.
Is 'I'm gonna party like 1999' a song title?
20:44 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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Modern? It's 35 years young.

Tony, and don't drive home afterwards, leave the Corvette, the little red one, behind.
20:48 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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Yes retrocop.
20:48 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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Will do, Cap'n. It makes the doves cry.
20:49 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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£19.99? That's a princely sum.
20:50 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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ThanksTonyav and Captin. I am still foot tapping around the house to Little Brown Jug and St Louis Blues. That's my swing big band sound.
20:53 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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I know, Hopkirk. But I thought *** lets go crazy.
20:53 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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... like mad as a BatDance.
14:54 Wed 07th Nov 2018

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