Doubt?

[BANANASPLITS]

After years of doubt, I'm now convinced my Wife is having an Affair..

Cos,

We've moved 250 miles North,

And we've still got the same bloody Window Cleaner.

[Spicerack]

Clearly.

[shoota]

What a pane!

[shoota]

Take steps to avoid that.

[Togo]

You can be sure if you have the same Milkman as well.

[BANANASPLITS]

No its not Ernie Togo ;-)

[aelmpvw]

he must have very long ladders ...

[elliemay1]

Sounds paneful. Did no one put you in the frame?

[emmie]

ha ha

[retrocop]

You will need buckets more evidence to prove that. Catch him scrambling up her ladder.

[BANANASPLITS]

I caught him peeping through the bedroom window I said"

[BANANASPLITS]

I can see straight through you

[Spicerack]

Careful. He might sue you if you smear him.

[retrocop]

Your not the Stag you thought you were.Your Deer beloved has fallen for a Chamois

[Spicerack]

He told me he had a new squeege, showed me her photo and to be honest I can't make out what attracted him to your Wendolene in the first place, Banana.

[retrocop]

It gets worse. He charges for the windows!!

[Arksided]

He could well be squeaky clean.

[elliemay1]

Sounds as if it's curtains for you!

[BANANASPLITS]

He blind sided me!!

[retrocop]

If you catch her at it say, 'Karcher'

[Patsy33]

He's just very flexible...