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BANANASPLITS | 09:00 Sat 10th Nov 2018 | Jokes
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Last night I thought it would be funny to try and impress people by pulling the cloth from a table without breaking anything...

Far from being impressed, the members of the snooker club have banned me for life!
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What a balls up!
If they made you pay for it, I hope you had deep pockets.
If not, you would have been in the red.
.... and feeling blue.
Cue a speedy exit I imagine.
Chalk it up as an experience. Soon as in you were off
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Give it a rest! !!!
No matter what 'spin' you put on it, banana, you really screwed their game up for them.
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I was framed ken ;-)
That's what they all say, banana. You'll get the maximum for this sort of thing.
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Blimey the world's gone to pot !
You must have 'felt' a fool!...
Don't baulk at the chance to buy them a drink - after all you could put in on your 'slate'.
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Don't you start ...phew I need a break!
BS, did you go in-off your head?...
You'll be bottom of the table without a leg to stand on, banana.
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Blimey it all started when I thought I saw a spider on the table!

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