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Another Parrot
The police dispatcher picks up the phone and writes down the call for help.
"Please send someone urgently, a cat has broken in!"
The police dispatcher responded, "Sir, I don't think I heard you correctly? A cat at your home?"
"A cat! He has invaded my house and is walking towards me! Again the police dispatcher tried to correct him "But how so? You mean a thief?"
"No! I'm talking about a freaking cat, the one that goes 'meow, meow', and it's coming my way, you have to come now!"
"So what about this cat coming toward you?" the officer replies trying to grasp the situation.
"He's going to kill me, now he's going mental! And you will be the reason I die."
"Who is talking?" the officer asks.
The parrot replies, "You, you idiot."
"Please send someone urgently, a cat has broken in!"
The police dispatcher responded, "Sir, I don't think I heard you correctly? A cat at your home?"
"A cat! He has invaded my house and is walking towards me! Again the police dispatcher tried to correct him "But how so? You mean a thief?"
"No! I'm talking about a freaking cat, the one that goes 'meow, meow', and it's coming my way, you have to come now!"
"So what about this cat coming toward you?" the officer replies trying to grasp the situation.
"He's going to kill me, now he's going mental! And you will be the reason I die."
"Who is talking?" the officer asks.
The parrot replies, "You, you idiot."
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Burglar breaks into a house
Starts ransacking the place
Parrot says "Jesus is watching"
Burglar replies "Shut up dumb bird, like I care"
Parrot says, once again "Jesus is watching"
Burglars next comment "Shut the "f" up or I'll ring your neck you dumb bird"
As a big angry Rottweiler walks into the the room the parrot says " Hello Jesus"
Starts ransacking the place
Parrot says "Jesus is watching"
Burglar replies "Shut up dumb bird, like I care"
Parrot says, once again "Jesus is watching"
Burglars next comment "Shut the "f" up or I'll ring your neck you dumb bird"
As a big angry Rottweiler walks into the the room the parrot says " Hello Jesus"