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Subject: Notice Found In A Church In France (Translated)

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bhg481 | 06:30 Tue 18th Dec 2018 | Jokes
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Subject: Notice found in a church in France (translated)


“When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear “the call of God”

However it is unlikely that He will call you on your mobile.

Thank you for turning off your phones.

If you want to talk to God, enter, choose a quiet place and talk to Him

If you want to see Him, send Him a text whilst driving.”
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Avatar Image Pyxis
Brilliant! :-)
06:41 Tue 18th Dec 2018
Avatar Image Pyxis
Particularly the last line! Clap clap clap!
06:41 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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I like it!
06:43 Tue 18th Dec 2018
Avatar Image johnk
Love it, needs to be in every church in the land
07:18 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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Excellent
07:32 Tue 18th Dec 2018
Avatar Image BANANASPLITS
Brilliant
08:29 Tue 18th Dec 2018
Avatar Image naomi24
Very good. :o)
08:38 Tue 18th Dec 2018
Avatar Image Patsy33
Amen, to that!
11:11 Tue 18th Dec 2018
Avatar Image Peter Pedant
it is like Desierata
only more modern !
15:12 Tue 18th Dec 2018
Avatar Image marval
That is a good one.
18:21 Tue 18th Dec 2018
Avatar Image Canary42
At my age I'm more likely to get "the call of nature" - glad there's some quiet place I can answer it ;-)
18:24 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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The font of all wisdom....
18:28 Tue 18th Dec 2018

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