Wine

[Patsy33]

Can anyone tell me which page of the bible shows how to turn water into wine?
Just asking for a friend...

[tonyav]

Errrr my friend say's that he has searched every page of the bible and I errrrrrm I mean he can't find it.

[maggiebee]

John 2: 1-11

[Patsy33]

It shiraz made me want to read the bible!...

[tonyav]

You'll be reading it through ros'e coloured glasses then, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

There's no mead for that Tone...

[tonyav]

Sorry Patsy, I didn't mean anything by it but hey you know me 'any Port in a storm '.

[Patsy33]

Don't worry Tone. Plonk yourself down and have another...

[tonyav]

I think I will, Patsy. I'll read my Villa programme, you know 'The Claret and Blue'.

[sanmac]

Doncha need a blue nun to assist in this changing from water to wine?

[Patsy33]

^^^^lol

[Ken4155]

Make sure you get the correct Claret, tony. Not like those idiots who produced that there Villa video with 'The' Clarets on the front cover :-) :-)

[tonyav]

It'll be the correct Claret, Ken ;-)

[tonyav]

Anyhoo I've heard that to do this miracle of changing water into wine it has to be done in a Black Tower.

[Ken4155]

Just a friendly warning, tony. You don't want to be popping the cork and hearing the strains of 'No Nay Never' :-))

[tonyav]

Noooo Ken, it will be the strains of ' And It's Hi Ho Aston Villa'.

[Patsy33]

They'll be alright Tone. As long as they don't lose their bottle..

[tonyav]

Oi put a cork in it, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

Ok. That's vine by me!

[tonyav]

I'm very grapeful, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

Cava word in your ear Tone?