I Am Livid!

[AuntLydia]

I've forgotten what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman Numerals

I am LIVID

(well I thought it was funny ) :-)

[Jackdaw33]

Best one I saw was many years ago in Punch. Two Roman soldiers sitting in a doctor's waiting room and one says to the other, "Picked up a dose of 495 in Gaul".

[Chipchopper]

A high V for that 1

[AuntLydia]

lol!

[spathiphyllum]

I hate this joke lol

[Patsy33]

Good one. Love it..lol..

[mallyh]

thicko here is still trying to work out ivixv

[Patsy33]

Just watched a film about roman numerals on my 995..

[zabado]

A centurion and his four mates walk into a bar and he make a victory sign like Churchill and shouts at the landlord "five beers please".

[AuntLydia]

Mally: V=5 D = 500 ( VD)

Technically 495 is written CDXCV

But it was still funny. :-)

[zebo]

High VI from Norfolk.