Wig Van.

[Patsy33]

A wig van blew up on the motorway - police are combing the area.

[Bazile]

Comb over to my place , we're having a party ....

[jno]

ooh, there will be hell toupee

[Toorak]

At least they haven’t brushed it under the carpet

[spathiphyllum]

Apparently the heir to the van has claimed. The driver was neither here nor hair.

[Patsy33]

Be-hive yourselves!

[marval]

That must have been a loud parting.

[Patsy33]

You're knot wrong there Marval!

[marval]

There were some small horses behind the van, it was a pony tail.

[wiltsman]

Well, at least we know Dan Druff wasn't driving!

[Patsy33]

I heard there's a lot of streaks...

[DTCwordfan]

I heard things were rather hairy out there - and there were a lot of trannies out there - transit vans by the way.

[Patsy33]

The mane road is still shut. Such a shock..