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An Irate Neighbor...

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Chipchopper | 19:19 Wed 06th Feb 2019 | Jokes
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An angry neighbor came pounding on my door, shouting and screaming and asking me if I knew anything regarding the disappearance of clothing from her washing line.

I was so shook up by this tirade of fury that I almost shat her pants!
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Wouldn't want your reputation stained, would you?....
19:55 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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I suggest,to placate her,you invite her round for a BBQ as you have a new brazier to break in.
20:00 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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No, Patsy.
Moonshine 'n washing line can spell trouble!
20:03 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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My wife is furious someone stole a pair of her knickers off the line she's not upset about the knickers it's the 14 pegs she's missing ;-)
20:04 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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Yep Retro, a good placs to keep the spuds!
20:06 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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Were they tent pegs?
20:12 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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Didn't know you had married Queen Victoria, Splits......
20:14 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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I dare not say lol
20:15 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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Does it give you a frill??..
20:18 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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Oh, knickers!
20:30 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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That's it Tilly, keep it brief....
20:55 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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Sing a thong of sixpence a pocket full of rye.
20:58 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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That's stretching it Tone!
21:01 Wed 06th Feb 2019

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