Have You Heard?

[Patsy33]

Have you heard about the pregnant bed bug? She's going to have her baby in the spring

[DTCwordfan]

Two married bed bug victims went to a motel to have an illicit affair, but could not consummate it – They stayed up the whole night inspecting the mattress with flashlights.

[Baldric]

Boing!!!!!! ;o)

[retrocop]

A bouncing bonny baby. :-)

[retrocop]

I bet the labour will be over in the tick.

[marval]

lol

[Patsy33]

Perhaps she needs a coil fitted.....

[Arksided]

Then she'd be foaming.

[Patsy33]

I heard she's got a bad Tempur.....

[Canary42]

A friend of mine is hospitalised after mistakenly eating daffodil bulbs. He's coming out in the Spring.

[Chipchopper]

Could it be pillow talk.

[Patsy33]

It mite be chipchopper!...