Disappointed...

[Patsy33]

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap...

[mallyh]

lol ,at least you weren't the nut x

[Patsy33]

I'm hoping to branch out Mallyh....

[Chipchopper]

Did you get vertigo.....or was it local ?

[retrocop]

Why are you the sap. There must be a resin surely?

[Patsy33]

Probably, retro.. Yew could resin that. Apparently, I got the birch a lot..

[retrocop]

Oak Ay

[retrocop]

I can see your disappointment. You'll conker it in time and it will become that old chestnut.

[Patsy33]

Thanks bud..

[Ken4155]

While on a boating trip, as we approached the beech, i was needling my two elder sisters, Hazel and Holly, when Hazel shouted, "Willow, stop larching around. Why can't yew leaf us alone. Go and ash dad if he needs any help at the elm".

[zebo]

Is that you Twiggy?

[Patsy33]

My family are ok. Their bite is worse than their bark....

[maggiebee]

Oh leaf it alone Patsy

[marval]

Did you make a trunk call to tell everyone?

[Patsy33]

I did Marval. They were all interested in our roots...

[hereIam]

Blimey, the answers are as funny as the actual joke ..