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marval | 21:43 Tue 13th Aug 2019 | Jokes
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The boss of Dulux paint has died of hypothermia.

Whilst trekking across Antartica.

Medics said he needed a second coat.
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The company is trying to gloss over the news but I think we should remember the guy properly: RIP Matt Finish.
21:47 Tue 13th Aug 2019
The company is trying to gloss over the news but I think we should remember the guy properly: RIP Matt Finish.
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Oh, now I have come over all emulsional.
somebody's walking on eggshells
I would have thought that he would have been well primed for an Antarctic trek and at least wore an undercoat.
This paints a sad picture, Marval...
No pity. He was well oiled when he ventured out unprimed on the conditions.
He didn't brush up on the conditions.
It appears I was wrong. He was primed before he ventured out. I will eat Humbrol pie.
This sounds like a murder mystery or a Hue done it.
Being much better insulated, the Dulux Dog survived.

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