Fish Supper

[Chipchopper]

I was dining out at rather swish fish restaurant and when the waiter came to take the order, I decided to go for the turbot, it was lovely.
About half way through the meal, the waiter returned and asked "hows the turbot?"."it was brill" I replied!.
Sorry Sir, he said, "I must have a word with that new Chef"

[Tilly2]

Did he carp?

[Bazile]

What was the waiters name ?

Ali Butt ?

[Chipchopper]

I felt a bit bloatered afterwoods ;-0

[retrocop]

Lucky you didn’t get Sturgeon or Salmon.

[retrocop]

Looks like you dined in the wrong plaice.

[Sipowicz]

Oh, for cods sake!

[Chipchopper]

If you can find a batter plaice, let minow.

[maggiebee]

Floundering a bit there

[Bazile]

Did you fin ish your meal ?

[Tilly2]

I think there's a bit of codology going on here.

[Spicerack]

My fish supper tasted funny. I wouldn't mind but it turned out to be six quid.

[Chipchopper]

Fish are always a good mainstream joke

[Bazile]

I saw a shark the other day while swimming in the local swimming baths

It was Frilled to see me

[marval]

I would skate off after that.

[elliemay1]

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it!

[Patsy33]

Will that chef elver forgive you, I wonder?...

[Mozz71]

//Will that chef elver forgive you, I wonder?...//

Eel get over it.