Three For The Price Of One

[marval]

Do you remember the day we first met?" A wife asked her husband.

"Yes," he smiled. "Stood across the bar; short hair, long legs, bright blue eyes, *** to die for."

"Ooh," she giggled.

"What happened to your mate Jane anyway?"



I asked my new Indian flatmate if he believed in God but he just ignored me and carried on making his traditional bread.

Must be a naan believer.



The teacher asks a pretty female student.

"Name three plays by Shakespeare."

"4 inches, 8 inches and 12 inches."

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Much Ado About Nothing, As You Like It and A Midsummer Night's Dream."

[Canary42]

2 inches - Twelfth Night

[Patsy33]

Lol..