Turkey Cooking - Thanksgiving Is Not That Far Away

[DTCwordfan]

Go buy a turkey.
Take a drink of whisky (scotch).
Put turkey in the oven.
Take another 2 drinks of whisky.
Set the degree at 375 ovens.
Take 3 more whiskys of drink.
Turn oven the on.
Take 4 whisks of drinky.
Turk the bastey.
Whisky another bottle of get.
Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
Glass yourself a pour of whisky.
Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
Take the oven out of the turkey.
Take the oven out of the turkey.
Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
Turk the carvey.
Get yourself another scottle of botch.
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
Bless the saying to Sicola Surgeon, thecially for the scoth.
Fart, pass and eat out.

[marval]

Thank you, I must try that.

[zebo]

Wild Turkey maybe?

[Buenchico]

Blow the Scotch! Thanksgiving is an American celebration, so I'm going with Zebo's suggestion!
https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/17046/wild-turkey-81-proof-bourbon

[Buenchico]

Anyway, Americans don't cook anything in the oven. They, like the Scots, always deep fry everything. So lets do that with the turkey, shall we?

;-)