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marval | 17:46 Sun 20th Oct 2019 | Jokes
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The little girl's mother was entertaining her next door neighbour when her little daughter walked in.

"Hello, Mrs Crabbit, are you a gardening expert?" she asked.

"No I am not, why do you ask?" said the puzzled neighbour.

"Mum says if there's any dirt about you'll dig it up."
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