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maggiebee | 22:54 Wed 30th Oct 2019 | Jokes
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WARNING ...RANT!
For those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Brilliant Maggie, I love it.
Christmas is about red and green !
Some people just don't think!
What a cracker!

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