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marval | 16:09 Tue 12th Nov 2019 | Jokes
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I was stopped by a motorway policeman.

I said, Officer, are you actually crying while you are writing me a speeding ticket?

The officer replied, “Well it is a moving violation.”
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I think he was heading for a breakdown before he pulled you over
12:59 Thu 14th Nov 2019

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